i just got this in my in box
Subject: VIP handbags replica
- Elite Handbags - Louis Vuitton (217 mod.), Chanel (29 mod.), Hermes (9 mod.). $164.99 - $324.99
at first i thought
the Lord works in mysterious ways
so okay, Jesus, if you really want me to…
that’s all it said
so on further thought…
A) if Jesus was going to give me a good tip on handbags
he would at least include a note
‘hey, noticed you were doing a pretty good job
but it looks your purse (read: diaper bag) is a little worn out
thought you might need a tip on some savings’
B) if Jesus thought i needed a new handbag wouldn’t it just come straight to me?
appear on my doorstep one morning or something?
C) Jesus knows what i can afford
& it’s about a tenth of the lowest price listed
(more like a twentyth)
D) (& this is for people who actually think capitalizing is necessary)
wouldn’t his name have been capitalized?
E) even if he forgot the note,
forgot my financial status,
forgot home delivery
& forgot to capitalize,
wouldn’t the Lord, the savior of the universe
be giving tips on AUTHENTIC vuittons & chanels?
The universe is full of questions…