the following blog contains one or more
slightly offensive words
(i say one or more because
it really depends on what words you find offensive
some people really hate the word 'anyway'
because some people use it too often
some people use it so often
that whenever there is a pause in a conversation
their 2 year old son says
'um so anyway...')
i apologize to anyone that this offends
i feel that it fits in the context
of my subject matter
& plus it adds shock value
which let's face it is severely lacking in this blog...
so prepare to be shocked
on with the show...
not of snacks
(though i have nothing against that, for sure)
it's a lovely trend
a new song with a bit of an old song
it makes you feel connected to the past
or something like that
sadly the only example i can think of at this moment
(this moment being 3:18 am...thank you miss m:)
is jessica simpson's
'boy i think that i'm in love with you'
where she samples
'jack & diane' by john cougar mellencamp (sp!)
but the other day
a new one
the 'popular' music station round here
& apparently popular means mostly rap
because that's what i usually hear
when i push that button
'if you're sexy & you know it clap your hands'
yes you read that right
so after i died laughing
& then clapped my hands:)
it's about time
those rappers have tapped into a market that the rest of music has forgotten
i mean really, look what they've done for bitches & ho's
& now here it is
a song we all know & love
& what is next
i would like to wonder
the wheels on the pimped out bmw go round & round?
the itsy bitsy halter top?
twinkle twinkle giant diamond earrings with matching bracelet & necklace?
oh how i would love to hear your ideas
ps as i was thinking up new ones
i was picturing a well loved dvd we have
'elmo sings kids favorite songs'
so now i have elmo's voice in my head
if you're sexy & you know it...
will i ever get to sleep?
pps i just did spell check
because i couldn't spell my way out of a dictionary
& guess what word came up on Bloggers spell check?
oh how i love irony